D F#7 Bm G I've been skipping meals and dodging plans and listening to pop punk bands D F#7 Bm G I'm tired of tryna fake it like it's fine D F#7 Bm E7 Been yelling at my friends and staying online til 3am D D Bm Hey teacher could you please extend my deadline Em E7 G Aadd9 I Swore that I'd be done by now but I need another year or two to finish developing my mind G Aadd9 D Oh, I'm a toddler running through the bank G Aadd9 D F#7 Bm They told me I'd grow out of all this adolescent angst Em Why do I still relate to ladybird E7 And Taylor Swift makes me feel heard D F#7 Bm It's like my pen is stuck to the last page G D And I can't finish my damn coming of age D F#7 Bm G D F#7 Bm D F#7 Bm I count the New Years days I never changed G D The only difference is the pain piercing my F#7 Bm G temples every moring D F#7 Bm A quarter century but I'm still me G D Now with an overpriced degree F#7 Bm I haven't seen since graduation Em E7 Sure Id love to grab coffee soon but I might not text u back til June G Aadd9 I'm not busy I'm just full of reservations [Chorus 2] G Aadd9 D I'm a toddler running through the bank G Aadd9 D F#7 Bm They told me I'd grow out of all this adolescent angst Em Hate that I still relate with Ladybird E7 And Taylor's got a way with words D F#7 Bm It's like my pen is stuck to the last page G D And I can't finish my damn coming of age D F#7 What's the point of growing up Bm G When it's obvious the world is fucked D F#7 Bm G By stuff someone thought up before my time D F#7 So I'll clean my toilet pay my bills Bm G Eat my salad take my pills D F#7 Bm E7 In a box inside a city that's on fire G Aadd9 No wonder why I always wake up tired G Aadd9 D I’m a toddler running through the bank G Aadd9 D F#7 Bm I don't think I'll grow out of my existential angst Em I’ll skip the philosophical pretense E7 Cus Kierkegaard's a little dense D F#7 Bm I can't focus, drawing doodles on the page G Em 7 Em Em 7Em Bm E7 Aadd9 Of this never-ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ending A coming of age D F#7 Bm (whistling) G La da da da da da D F#7 Bm G D Daa da da da daa daa daa daa da la da da da da da dada daaaaaaaaaaaa