F A7 Dm A# I've been skipping meals and dodging plans and listening to pop punk bands F A7 Dm A# I'm tired of tryna fake it like it's fine F A7 Dm G7 Been yelling at my friends and staying online til 3am F D Dm Hey teacher could you please extend my deadline Gm G7 A# Cadd9 I Swore that I'd be done by now but I need another year or two to finish developing my mind A# Cadd9 F Oh, I'm a toddler running through the bank A# Cadd9 F A7 Dm They told me I'd grow out of all this adolescent angst Gm Why do I still relate to ladybird G7 And Taylor Swift makes me feel heard F A7 Dm It's like my pen is stuck to the last page A# D And I can't finish my damn coming of age F A7 Dm A# F A7 Dm F A7 Dm I count the New Years days I never changed A# F The only difference is the pain piercing my A7 Dm A# temples every moring F A7 Dm A quarter century but I'm still me A# F Now with an overpriced degree A7 Dm I haven't seen since graduation Gm G7 Sure Id love to grab coffee soon but I might not text u back til June A# Cadd9 I'm not busy I'm just full of reservations [Chorus 2] A# Cadd9 F I'm a toddler running through the bank A# Cadd9 F A7 Dm They told me I'd grow out of all this adolescent angst Gm Hate that I still relate with Ladybird G7 And Taylor's got a way with words F A7 Dm It's like my pen is stuck to the last page A# D And I can't finish my damn coming of age F A7 What's the point of growing up Dm A# When it's obvious the world is fucked F A7 Dm A# By stuff someone thought up before my time F A7 So I'll clean my toilet pay my bills Dm A# Eat my salad take my pills F A7 Dm G7 In a box inside a city that's on fire A# Cadd9 No wonder why I always wake up tired A# Cadd9 F I’m a toddler running through the bank A# Cadd9 F A7 Dm I don't think I'll grow out of my existential angst Gm I’ll skip the philosophical pretense G7 Cus Kierkegaard's a little dense F A7 Dm I can't focus, drawing doodles on the page A# Gm 7 Gm Gm 7Gm Dm G7 Cadd9 Of this never-ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ending C coming of age F A7 Dm (whistling) A# La da da da da da F A7 Dm A# F Daa da da da daa daa daa daa da la da da da da da dada daaaaaaaaaaaa