G B7 Em C I've been skipping meals and dodging plans and listening to pop punk bands G B7 Em C I'm tired of tryna fake it like it's fine G B7 Em A7 Been yelling at my friends and staying online til 3am G D Em Hey teacher could you please extend my deadline Am A7 C Dadd9 I Swore that I'd be done by now but I need another year or two to finish developing my mind C Dadd9 G Oh, I'm a toddler running through the bank C Dadd9 G B7 Em They told me I'd grow out of all this adolescent angst Am Why do I still relate to ladybird A7 And Taylor Swift makes me feel heard G B7 Em It's like my pen is stuck to the last page C D And I can't finish my damn coming of age G B7 Em C G B7 Em G B7 Em I count the New Years days I never changed C G The only difference is the pain piercing my B7 Em C temples every moring G B7 Em A quarter century but I'm still me C G Now with an overpriced degree B7 Em I haven't seen since graduation Am A7 Sure Id love to grab coffee soon but I might not text u back til June C Dadd9 I'm not busy I'm just full of reservations [Chorus 2] C Dadd9 G I'm a toddler running through the bank C Dadd9 G B7 Em They told me I'd grow out of all this adolescent angst Am Hate that I still relate with Ladybird A7 And Taylor's got a way with words G B7 Em It's like my pen is stuck to the last page C D And I can't finish my damn coming of age G B7 What's the point of growing up Em C When it's obvious the world is fucked G B7 Em C By stuff someone thought up before my time G B7 So I'll clean my toilet pay my bills Em C Eat my salad take my pills G B7 Em A7 In a box inside a city that's on fire C Dadd9 No wonder why I always wake up tired C Dadd9 G I’m a toddler running through the bank C Dadd9 G B7 Em I don't think I'll grow out of my existential angst Am I’ll skip the philosophical pretense A7 Cus Kierkegaard's a little dense G B7 Em I can't focus, drawing doodles on the page C Am 7 Am Am 7Am Em A7 Dadd9 Of this never-ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ending D coming of age G B7 Em (whistling) C La da da da da da G B7 Em C G Daa da da da daa daa daa daa da la da da da da da dada daaaaaaaaaaaa