A C#7 F#m D I've been skipping meals and dodging plans and listening to pop punk bands A C#7 F#m D I'm tired of tryna fake it like it's fine A C#7 F#m B7 Been yelling at my friends and staying online til 3am A D F#m Hey teacher could you please extend my deadline Bm B7 D Eadd9 I Swore that I'd be done by now but I need another year or two to finish developing my mind D Eadd9 A Oh, I'm a toddler running through the bank D Eadd9 A C#7 F#m They told me I'd grow out of all this adolescent angst Bm Why do I still relate to ladybird B7 And Taylor Swift makes me feel heard A C#7 F#m It's like my pen is stuck to the last page D D And I can't finish my damn coming of age A C#7 F#m D A C#7 F#m A C#7 F#m I count the New Years days I never changed D A The only difference is the pain piercing my C#7 F#m D temples every moring A C#7 F#m A quarter century but I'm still me D A Now with an overpriced degree C#7 F#m I haven't seen since graduation Bm B7 Sure Id love to grab coffee soon but I might not text u back til June D Eadd9 I'm not busy I'm just full of reservations [Chorus 2] D Eadd9 A I'm a toddler running through the bank D Eadd9 A C#7 F#m They told me I'd grow out of all this adolescent angst Bm Hate that I still relate with Ladybird B7 And Taylor's got a way with words A C#7 F#m It's like my pen is stuck to the last page D D And I can't finish my damn coming of age A C#7 What's the point of growing up F#m D When it's obvious the world is fucked A C#7 F#m D By stuff someone thought up before my time A C#7 So I'll clean my toilet pay my bills F#m D Eat my salad take my pills A C#7 F#m B7 In a box inside a city that's on fire D Eadd9 No wonder why I always wake up tired D Eadd9 A I’m a toddler running through the bank D Eadd9 A C#7 F#m I don't think I'll grow out of my existential angst Bm I’ll skip the philosophical pretense B7 Cus Kierkegaard's a little dense A C#7 F#m I can't focus, drawing doodles on the page D Bm 7 Bm Bm 7Bm F#m B7 Eadd9 Of this never-ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ending E coming of age A C#7 F#m (whistling) D La da da da da da A C#7 F#m D A Daa da da da daa daa daa daa da la da da da da da dada daaaaaaaaaaaa